blurpplin

When your stomach folds and not close enough to a toilet to exercise the pinch and walk theory.

Dude I ate taco bell lastnight and my stomach has gone to blurpplin. I've gotta go!!!!

by Kartwrecker October 31, 2018

blupping

a substitute for ‘fucking’ in a sentence.

i’m so blupping tired.
merry blupping christmas!

by itsyaboik June 29, 2018

Blurpkin

Rendition of a Blumpkin but based underwater

So last night my girlfriend was in the bath and she needed to shit so she asked me to give her a Blurpkin which is basically an underwater Blumpkin, the result being the best of both worlds, under and over I say!!!

by Bluuuuuuurp6983 March 23, 2022

cum burpping road whore

A slutty ass bitch that runs around sucking ever dick with a lil'Devil lettuce in his pocket. - a chick that has swallowed so many loads she belch's n purps cum bubble's

Shannon gave me some head then burnt all my icky sticky then that cum burpping road whore grabbed my beer and bounced!

by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

by blurpin genius December 28, 2010

Blepplin

A blunt containing marijuana and hash.

That blepplin has a half quarter weed and a half quarter hash.

by Shawn Maglicic December 13, 2005