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blupping 

a substitute for ‘fucking’ in a sentence.
i’m so blupping tired.
merry blupping christmas!
blupping by itsyaboik June 29, 2018
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Blepping 

the act of leaving the tongue, usually the tip, outside the mouth unconsciously; particularly by cats or other animals.
Mike's cat is always blepping. It's the cutest thing.
Blepping by Sadizzle4Shizzle May 15, 2015

Happy Blapping 

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
Happy Blapping by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

Self-Blumping 

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-Blumping by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.
Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!
Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Blipping 

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.
When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.
Blipping by zozo420 May 19, 2017

Blumping 

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.
e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant
Blumping by KNDO May 30, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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