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Bluffkin 

As opposed to the blumpkin, in which a dude gets his cock sucked while taking a dump, a bluffkin is:

a) the act in which a dude believes that his lady is going to suck his cock whilst he is taking a dump and instead, she leaves him alone such that he only takes a dump el solo;

b) the act in which a dude convinces his lady to suck his cock while he takes a dump, but doesn't actually poop.
1) I was totally gonna give my boyfriend a blumpkin, but he never pooped and thus, bluffkinned me.

2) Dude, my girlfriend gave me a bluffkin last night. I was so ready to shit and cum at the same time its not even funny. But she denied me the blumpkin. Bitch.
Bluffkin by Bulbous Jack H November 17, 2011
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Bluffkin 

The process of smoking, usually Marijuana, while defecating.
"I had a nice bluffkin today before work."
Bluffkin by Landowned November 2, 2009

bluffkin 

This is when you get a man on the toilet, mid-shit, with his dick in your hand, and instead of throwin that dick in your mouth, you give him the "fake-out" by pretending to swiftly run a comb through your hair like Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli.
I met Chasin on the toilet for a blumpkin, but much to his surprise, I gave him a bluffkin instead. "YOU JUST GOT BLUFFKIN'D!"
bluffkin by Grundalina April 29, 2022

Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009

Bluffin' 

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying
Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top 

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.
Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.
Bluffin Top by swapps October 30, 2010

bluffington 

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.
Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"
bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008
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