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When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.
After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 15, 2016

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Spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song.
*Weird Alprov to tune of bridge in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Dude: I gotta pee, man.
Walter: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Can you do the fandango!!!
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 26, 2017

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The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.
I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.

Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 05, 2013

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The female equivalent of a spank bank.
That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

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The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!
Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

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To order useless things while high.
I just had a quilted vest with ducks on it delivered. Must be from a THC & QVC night.

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The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

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