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Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
Blonky by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011
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blponk • Blonks • blonky • blonkey • blonker • blonkie • blonked • bloonk • Blonka • blonking
Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink
Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature
Blonk by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014
essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.
"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"
blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007
That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol
blonk by K-pop lovers December 16, 2018
Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.
Mate, that guy is a total blonk!
Blonk by irongron November 4, 2015
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