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When you are drinking a soda from a can and you get the liquid on the lip of the can.

Sean: Hey watch out for this bump, you might bloonk your soda

Bloonk by Nivag Reyob February 12, 2019

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bloonk

the noise you make when you spot an exeptionally large "badonkadonk"

bloonk!! check out that girls badonkadonk!!

bloonk by Blonka May 15, 2008

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bloonk

someone who is annoyingly dumb

“why’d you not study you fucking bloonk”

bloonk by antiraids June 12, 2025

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go bloonk

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool

in the water i always go bloonk

go bloonk by paoaoaoaosejjjun9n0nnnnnlnorig January 3, 2021

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blookup

sound made when the phone rings

i went to anwer the phone when i heard it blookup

blookup by JayJay24k January 13, 2006

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Bloon

Basically a balloon but monkeys hate it

Monke 1: i hate bloons Monke 2: A BLOON KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bloon by I want cake April 23, 2021

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bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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