Bloonk

When you are drinking a soda from a can and you get the liquid on the lip of the can.

Sean: Hey watch out for this bump, you might bloonk your soda

by Nivag Reyob February 12, 2019

bloonk

the noise you make when you spot an exeptionally large "badonkadonk"

bloonk!! check out that girls badonkadonk!!

by Blonka May 15, 2008

bloonk

someone who is annoyingly dumb

“why’d you not study you fucking bloonk”

by antiraids June 12, 2025

go bloonk

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool

in the water i always go bloonk

by paoaoaoaosejjjun9n0nnnnnlnorig January 3, 2021

blookup

sound made when the phone rings

i went to anwer the phone when i heard it blookup

by JayJay24k January 13, 2006

Bloon

Basically a balloon but monkeys hate it

Monke 1: i hate bloons Monke 2: A BLOON KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

by I want cake April 23, 2021

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017