Blonka

a mixture between blonde and plonker.

Usually for a very dumb person or some who do stupid things ALL THE TIME.

Ellen: *runs into lampost*
Gloria: You are such a blonka

by tendermoments July 1, 2010

Blonka

A joint or blunt with wax/resin on it

1: Bro can we do bowls rq
2:Nah fool come hit this blonka
1: ooh shit its dripping

by Fartnigga93 August 2, 2022