Blonka

a mixture between blonde and plonker.

Usually for a very dumb person or some who do stupid things ALL THE TIME.

Ellen: *runs into lampost*
Gloria: You are such a blonka

by tendermoments July 6, 2010

Blonka

A joint or blunt with wax/resin on it

1: Bro can we do bowls rq
2:Nah fool come hit this blonka
1: ooh shit its dripping

by Fartnigga93 August 2, 2022

bonkathon

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days

Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month

by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

bonkahongalongs

Meaning large boobs

“Wow man that girl has great bonkahongalongs”

by Charmboi June 17, 2019

Blockate

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.

But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023