blonked 

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

Blonked 

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

Blonked by Nipple man August 21, 2013

Blonked 

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

Blonked by molerat404 October 30, 2023

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Corona-blocked 

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

Corona-blocked by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020

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