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Blonked
Blinking rapidly during intercourse
Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl
Emily: shit you blonked girl
Blonked by Nipple man August 21, 2013
Blonked
What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Blonked by molerat404 October 30, 2023
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Hey my dog stole my [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], do you know where it is?
No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.
No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.
HYPERLINK BLOCKED by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021
Corona-blocked
The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."
I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.
What happened?
Got Corona-blocked, bro.
What happened?
Got Corona-blocked, bro.
Corona-blocked by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020
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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late [Night?]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the [slime] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little [Sponge] WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
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YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late [Night?]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the [slime] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little [Sponge] WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Freedom. TO MAKE YOUR OWN Deals TO CALL YOUR OWN Shots AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Hyperlink Blocked SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... Hyperlink Blocked.
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Freedom. TO MAKE YOUR OWN Deals TO CALL YOUR OWN Shots AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Hyperlink Blocked SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... Hyperlink Blocked.
[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] by focus_sama September 23, 2021
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When the middle-aged man living in a dumpster tries to send you a link leading to FREE KROM3R
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Middle-aged man: AND I HAVE JUST
Middle-aged man: THE THING
Middle-aged man: YOU NEED
Middle-aged man: THAT'S
Middle-aged man: Hyperlink Blocked
Middle-aged man: THE THING
Middle-aged man: YOU NEED
Middle-aged man: THAT'S
Middle-aged man: Hyperlink Blocked
[Hyperlink Blocked] by Tranky_2530 October 30, 2021