Blonk

Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink

Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature

by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018

blonk

Immature Blink (BLACKPINK fandom)

That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol

by K-pop lovers December 16, 2018

Blonk

Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.

Mate, that guy is a total blonk!

by irongron November 4, 2015

blonk

As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.

1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.

by IKU April 3, 2005

blonk

A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.

The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.

by abcd_z August 12, 2010

Blonk

Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.

Blonk and you'll miss it.

by somebodyc000l55 April 20, 2017

Blonk

Blinking so hard that your eyes blonk.

Adam: *blink blink blink blink*
Giorgio: *BLONK*
Adam: HOLY SHIT!q3wriu4t8y

by Nidht October 12, 2004