blowrag

A cloth of sorts which only purpose is for cleaning up semen after masturbating

I just blew a huge load into my blowrag! That girl is such a blowrag!

by dross_13 May 8, 2005

blowage

The Stony Brook University Big Band.

Did you go to the SBU Blowage concert last night?

by Bird Lives September 5, 2006

blowbag

Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.

Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!

by WompWomp December 19, 2005

blow rag

An item of clothing (or similar) that has been repurposed for the sole use of catching and/or cleaning up freshly-jizzed semen.

Mate, don't touch that thing! It's Steve's blow rag!

by freakout87 December 14, 2010

blow rag

someone whose sole purpose is for your sexual gratification

I don't want a relationship with her; she's just a blow rag

by vunt July 16, 2003

Blowage

Something upsetting, from previous sayings like that blows mines
Someone and/or something can be a blowage.

"I g0tta dutch n n0 bud dats a blowage"

"y0 s0n u droped my drink u sucha blowage"

by j4d3 September 24, 2009

blowrgy

A "blowrgy" (alternatively spelled "blorgy") is an orgy or sexual gathering consisting of mostly or entirely of fellatio.

I'd come to your orgy if I knew it meant getting laid but from what I understand, it's probably just going to be a blowrgy.

by kingpin5555 October 20, 2010