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A cloth of sorts which only purpose is for cleaning up semen after masturbating
I just blew a huge load into my blowrag! That girl is such a blowrag!
blowrag by dross_13 May 8, 2005
Words you can keep
Did you go to the SBU Blowage concert last night?
blowage by Bird Lives September 5, 2006
Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.
Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!
blowbag by WompWomp December 19, 2005
An item of clothing (or similar) that has been repurposed for the sole use of catching and/or cleaning up freshly-jizzed semen.
Mate, don't touch that thing! It's Steve's blow rag!
blow rag by freakout87 December 14, 2010
someone whose sole purpose is for your sexual gratification
I don't want a relationship with her; she's just a blow rag
blow rag by vunt July 16, 2003
Something upsetting, from previous sayings like that blows mines
Someone and/or something can be a blowage.
"I g0tta dutch n n0 bud dats a blowage"

"y0 s0n u droped my drink u sucha blowage"
Blowage by j4d3 September 24, 2009
A "blowrgy" (alternatively spelled "blorgy") is an orgy or sexual gathering consisting of mostly or entirely of fellatio.
I'd come to your orgy if I knew it meant getting laid but from what I understand, it's probably just going to be a blowrgy.
blowrgy by kingpin5555 October 20, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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