blowbag

Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.

Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!

blowbag by WompWomp December 19, 2005

Blowbag

When you are giving anal and poop gets stuck inside your pee hole.

Damnit Sarah! I’m here to make sweet, sweet lovin’ with you, and you just gave me a Blowbag! Gross!

Blowbag by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Blowbag

A pack of food which should be vacuum packed but contains trapped air or a hole in the packaging.

Start opening those blowbags.

Blowbag by someone else as well May 21, 2009

Back Door Blowback 

The act of passing gastric wind directly from one anal cavity to another which is subsequently re-released by the receiver.

The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.

Hey Dude, I gave that bird a stonking back door blowback the other night, it fucking reeked!

Back Door Blowback by The Shanners May 4, 2015

Toilet Bowl Blowback 

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

Toilet Bowl Blowback by Fozter July 9, 2010

reverse blowbang 

a sexual act involving a single, very lucky man, and 3 or more women, in which all the women perform fellatio on the man simultaneously.

My girlfriend and her friends gave me a reverse blowbang last night at the strip club for my birthday. It was amazing.

reverse blowbang by flexasaury rigamarole_redux September 28, 2019

fecal blowback 

Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.

fecal blowback by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010