blowbag

Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.

Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!

by WompWomp December 19, 2005

Blowbag

A pack of food which should be vacuum packed but contains trapped air or a hole in the packaging.

Start opening those blowbags.

by someone else as well May 21, 2009

Blowbag

When you are giving anal and poop gets stuck inside your pee hole.

Damnit Sarah! I’m here to make sweet, sweet lovin’ with you, and you just gave me a Blowbag! Gross!

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021