Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

bropology 

An apology between bros. A formal, or non-formal acknowledgment of remorse or regret. Used by bros to express sympathy, while not downgrading their broness.

The etymology stems from the bros that inhabit the East Village region of Manhattan. These bros often strive to make things right in the face of wrongness, however they would never do so while sacrificing masculinity.

"Dude, you said you would replace that sixer of mine your stupid college freinds drank" "Oh man, you're right. I owe you a bropology. I bropologize." "Bropology accepted.

bropology by aschorr35mm April 10, 2011

Blowpology 

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

Blowpology by Lascivious May 27, 2014

Brothology

The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.

Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!

Brothology by 2 Guys 1 Canoe June 28, 2013

brology 

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

Bobology 

Shortened name for the Church of the Subgenious.

Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"

He seems less ambitious since his conversion to Bobology.

Bobology by Bobbert the Bobologist July 7, 2009

boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"

boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology

boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005