blapology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009

Bropology

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Blowpology

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

by Lascivious May 27, 2014

Barology

The study of breaking down complex and entertaining verses or (bars) of Rap Music, indicating a specific line or (bar) of a standard 16 bar piece of paper.

I had to study Barology in order to understand the (bars) in Eminem’s new song

by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

Greek Bhavology

Greek Bhavology contains the stories and teachings of well-known Muslim brother Bhavesh Pau. Having gained a mass following Bhavesh Pao's history was kept well-maintained by his fans all around the world.

Say what 💅 I already told you everything about Greek Bhavology

by A.Rifkan May 17, 2022

Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014