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Blossoming 

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When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
Blossoming by Sundog_ August 6, 2014
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blossoming flower

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The result of a vagina becoming sexually aroused, wherein the increased blood flow to the clit, labia and pussy cheeks creates the resemblance of a blossoming flower.
"She was so aroused when I was about to eat her pussy that it looked like a blossoming flower," exclaimed Tommy.
blossoming flower by ice-b June 25, 2018

blossoming onion 

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when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits
"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."
blossoming onion by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

blossoming flower

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When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.
My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

Bitch Blossoming 

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When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch
Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!

Im Blossoming 

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When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.
IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

Bloomingdale's 

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A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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