Blossoming 

blos·som·ing

When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.

"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."

Blossoming by Sundog_ August 6, 2014

blossoming flower

The result of a vagina becoming sexually aroused, wherein the increased blood flow to the clit, labia and pussy cheeks creates the resemblance of a blossoming flower.

"She was so aroused when I was about to eat her pussy that it looked like a blossoming flower," exclaimed Tommy.

blossoming flower by ice-b June 25, 2018

blossoming onion 

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

blossoming onion by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

blossoming flower by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

Bitch Blossoming 

When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch

Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!

Bitch Blossoming by BootyBoi69420 July 28, 2018

Im Blossoming 

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.

IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

Im Blossoming by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009