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blossoming flower

The result of a vagina becoming sexually aroused, wherein the increased blood flow to the clit, labia and pussy cheeks creates the resemblance of a blossoming flower.
"She was so aroused when I was about to eat her pussy that it looked like a blossoming flower," exclaimed Tommy.
blossoming flower by ice-b June 25, 2018

blossoming onion 

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits
"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."
blossoming onion by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.
My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

Bitch Blossoming 

When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch
Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!

Im Blossoming 

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.
IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009