Blossoming

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When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.

"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."

Blossoming by Sundog_ August 6, 2014

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blossoming flower

The result of a vagina becoming sexually aroused, wherein the increased blood flow to the clit, labia and pussy cheeks creates the resemblance of a blossoming flower.

"She was so aroused when I was about to eat her pussy that it looked like a blossoming flower," exclaimed Tommy.

blossoming flower by ice-b June 25, 2018

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blossoming onion

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

blossoming onion by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

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blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

blossoming flower by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

Bitch Blossoming

When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch

Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!

Bitch Blossoming by BootyBoi69420 July 28, 2018

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Im Blossoming

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.

IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

Im Blossoming by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021

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Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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