Bloopii 

Your so cool, smart, amazing & quirky. You're definitely gonna be a self made millionaire, & I have no flaws and everyone loves u

"That's So Bloopii Of you!"

Bloopii by Spidervampp June 13, 2023

bloopii 

1. a person whos very rambunctiously spectacularly outstandingly amazingly wonderfully great, it'll numb your brain that such a fantastically exceptional thing exists.
2. a kind of snail, idk

"wow, that's so bloopii of you"

bloopii by xinesthe June 13, 2023

bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke

dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!

bloopin out by Allyson and Marissa May 21, 2008

Bloopid 

A person that made something stupid or is stupid in general, generally used by other stupid people.

Person 1: You bloopid!
Person 2: Don't you mean stupid, crusty ass chicken nugget?

Bloopid by Grulemart November 27, 2019

Bloopies 

farts in the bathtub!!!1!

"Dude, i just took the best bath, so many bubbles from all the bloopies!"

Bloopies by Poopboobs69 July 7, 2009

bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.

"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."

bloopsie by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013