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bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
Related Words

bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke
dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!

Boopidy (Boo)

Used when a redneck is shocked
Boopidy (Boo) I can't believe that!

Boopidy (boo) my names Matt Clarke I was born in the dark!
Boopidy (Boo) by zx.cxz August 9, 2020

Bloopies 

"Dude, i just took the best bath, so many bubbles from all the bloopies!"
Bloopies by Poopboobs69 July 7, 2009
a term used to describe anything of epicness
That girl was bloobidy!
bloobidy by jonathin bloobidy April 6, 2008
is a singular act that were one male inserts his own penis in to his rectum.
Brice was caught blooping in the restroom. Bad bad
Blooping by Weirdnastay November 24, 2019