bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.

"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."

bloopsie by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013

boopsie 

term of endearment between males and females. implying that the two have some form of attraction between them. 'boopsie' isnt to be confused with the term 'boosie',which means the polar opposite of boo(p)sie. what the other definitions above describe is boosie(weak men and woman) but boopsie is about attraction, ie; betty boop.

you look beautiful as always boopsie. nobody loves me more than my boopsie. betty boop.

boopsie by junkjunkies January 11, 2012

Bloopies 

farts in the bathtub!!!1!

"Dude, i just took the best bath, so many bubbles from all the bloopies!"

Bloopies by Poopboobs69 July 7, 2009

boopsies 

A volcanic, wet, projectile shit, quite popularly found in truck stop and rest area bathroom stalls as the bowels have been agitated by long hours on the road and the mix of diesel fumes in the lungs. A boopsie sounds like a simmering geyser of volcanic mud, followed by the trumpeting sound of powerful flatulatic bursts of ass, culminating in a characterstic porcelain whistling noise. A boopsie shit will always brighten your day unless it is you, who is left with fiery asshole.

God damn son, the nasty fucking trucker in the stall next to me had the fucking boopsies, I almost blurted out laughing but I covered my mouth and the raspberries made him think I probably had the boopsies too.

boopsies by staringupyourskirt February 16, 2008

Bloosie 

A booty that is beyond beautiful. It is really big but not nasty. It can still keep its composure. This type of booty or new era of booty is found in Atlanta Georgia and mostly in Afro-American females.

Buffie the body, Pinky, Halle berry, Beyonce Knowles, etc.
booty ass
She got a Bloosie booty.

Bloosie by siravaj July 20, 2009

Boopsies 

A person who has seen or met a famous celebrity in concert multiple times

Fan1- Oof the boopsies are thriving at this show

Fan2- omg I know sis it’s wild

Boopsies by LoLPuppiess August 6, 2018

Bloopie 

Weed and tobacco mixed and placed into the bowl of a bong. It is crucial that each bowl is for an individual and all "2nds" are thrown out.
When taken properly (in one hit), the resulting head-rush feels more like a hit from Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas/whipits) than a bong rip.

Carlo just took a FAT bloopie and is all spun now

Bloopie by UOfasho April 13, 2012