bloopsie
when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.
bloopsie by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013
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boopsie
term of endearment between males and females. implying that the two have some form of attraction between them. 'boopsie' isnt to be confused with the term 'boosie',which means the polar opposite of boo(p)sie. what the other definitions above describe is boosie(weak men and woman) but boopsie is about attraction, ie; betty boop.
boopsie by junkjunkies January 11, 2012
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Bloopies
Bloopies by Poopboobs69 July 7, 2009
boopsies
A volcanic, wet, projectile shit, quite popularly found in truck stop and rest area bathroom stalls as the bowels have been agitated by long hours on the road and the mix of diesel fumes in the lungs. A boopsie sounds like a simmering geyser of volcanic mud, followed by the trumpeting sound of powerful flatulatic bursts of ass, culminating in a characterstic porcelain whistling noise. A boopsie shit will always brighten your day unless it is you, who is left with fiery asshole.
God damn son, the nasty fucking trucker in the stall next to me had the fucking boopsies, I almost blurted out laughing but I covered my mouth and the raspberries made him think I probably had the boopsies too.
boopsies by staringupyourskirt February 16, 2008
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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