blondeass 

A blonde that is so dumb, they are the definition of dumb blonde and dumbass at the same time.

Erin is such a blondeass, she tried to get toast out of the toaster with a steak knife.

blondeass by SteelPanthersimmer May 28, 2020

Blondefish 

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

Blondefish by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

blondenosis 

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

blondenosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Blondes 

People with blonde hair.

Don't over analyze it.

Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.

Blondes by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006

Blondsessed 

A person who is obsessed with blond people

A: Dude, I love blondes! They're like okndjsnfcjdksv the most handsome guys in the whole world!
B: LOL you're blondsessed

Blondsessed by littlefighter July 30, 2011

blondes 

A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.

Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.

blondes by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010