Blondearexia
A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.
Blondearexia by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010
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Blondorexia
A condition where someone has hair dyschromia; the inability to see the true color of their hair. They will often bleach it to the point where it becomes frizzy and breaks off, and still not be satisfied.
This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.
This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.
"Omg, did you see that frazzed hair? She is totally Blondorexic!"
"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"
"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"
Blondorexia by artistenoire September 25, 2008
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blonderexic
1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.
2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008
blonderexic
Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.
Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.
blonderexic by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008
blondelexia
blondelexia by scott mccowan July 29, 2007
blonderexia
Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.
My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.
blonderexia by bobco August 3, 2008
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