blondecest

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when two blond people date and they just look so alike that they seem like they are related.

debbie: omg did you see? kylie and luke just started dating..

jessica: ewwww that seems like total blondecest... yuck

debbie: i mean they are stepsiblings

blondecest by borntouwu April 12, 2023

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blondecest

coined by user on tiktok "pitouslovebot" blondecest is a word used to refer to two naturally blonde people who date eachother , similarly coined is the term "stepblondes" (those who are blonde unnaturally and date a naturally blonde person/ likewise)

"dudee did you hear micheal and sarah are dating?"
"what the hell?? thats blondecest. i dont want hear about blondecestious relationships bro"
"nah dude, they're stepblondes so its fine"

"them kids gon be dumb asf"
"ong"

blondecest by robloxsoundeffect April 13, 2023

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Blondeness

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

Blondeness by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

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blonderister

when you are having a fight about who is more blond.

i'm blond.
i'm blonder.
i'm blonderest.
i'm blonderister!

blonderister by Andera February 21, 2006

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blondetastic

a random word you use in place of another word that means silly or funny

no way! that is totally blondetastic

blondetastic by emmylee7 June 7, 2009

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Face Blondeness

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
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Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
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Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
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Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
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Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
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Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

Face Blondeness by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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