by twerkinglucifer July 8, 2015
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the belief in living in blondness. but can still participate in other religios activities. But still being ok with bieing dumb.
by Kathy Hooserville, Quinchy Numiss July 6, 2007
Get the Blondeism mug.An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"
That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?
by Boneism October 19, 2017
Get the Boneism mug.A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.
Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment
by Just another blonde November 27, 2022
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1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
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1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.
by Immodest December 20, 2009
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Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.
Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!
Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.
Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!
Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
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