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An African-American homosexual male who otherwise fits the definition of a twink. Generally hangs around white heterosexual females and knows a lot about hair and nail care, and love sparkly formfitting outfits.
Guy: "Who the fuck was that guy you were having lunch with?"
Girlfriend: "Don't worry about Eric, he's a total blomo."
blomo by kdeezy20 June 20, 2008
Words you can keep
Only one more game left listing to Tony Blomo before the season is over.
Blomo by Slabshack January 22, 2023
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homo blomo

a homoexual male who sucks a lot of cock.
Lucas Lujan is a real homo blomo.
homo blomo by hessianmike@aol.com December 15, 2003

blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
blogosphincter by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009
A group of stoners or a group of friends that do everything together. Friends who hit a lick on niggas anyday and smoke. They’re stoners but they never play around wit other niggas who mess with them. Another word for homies but it’s spelled with a B and L. Which is Blomies.
Yo blomie you tryna smoke today? It’s on me”
“You got the weed tho?”
“Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”
Blomies by BigManJon June 18, 2020

Blomgrun 

Blomgrun are really expensive swedish table lamps.
Also referred as the father of the League of Legends character ''Poppy''
person 1Hey did you see that new blomgrun at IKEA?
person 2Yeah, I did.

person 3 DID YOU KNOW THAT BLOMGRUN IS THE FATHER OF POPPY??!
*The Whole Class* We hate you John.
Blomgrun by QDodger1337 February 13, 2017
Mixed race of black and somoan individuals
His mom is was black and his dad was samoan, so he is blamoan.
Blamoan by fase March 26, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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