blomonge

like a bird call but for humans so basically if you want someone’s attention you shout this and the other person shouts it back

daughter: *on their phone*
mum: blomongeeeee
daughter: *looks up from their phone* blomongeeeee

by The Superior and The Spesh December 12, 2021

blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

by Danny September 29, 2004