Slabshack's definitions

Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.

Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!

by Slabshack December 1, 2018

Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.

Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.

by Slabshack December 4, 2018

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

A couple Gs on it

A deceiving pick up line implying one has a lot of money wagered on a particular sporting event. It is used by a guy to get a woman’s attention who also happens to be watching the same game.

Bob: That woman is watching the football game. I am going to go and tell her I have A couple Gs on it. Hopefully that will lead to some chit chat with her.

Fred: Best of Luck.

by Slabshack November 29, 2018

Blomo

Another name for Tony Romo.

Only one more game left listing to Tony Blomo before the season is over.

by Slabshack January 22, 2023

BDSM Friday

When something bad happens in ordinary day to day life on a Friday that causes someone to grimace or cringe.

Nick: you excited the weekend is here?
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.

Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.

by Slabshack November 27, 2018

Romosexual

Someone who has a crush/hard on for Tony Romo

Joe: Tony Romo providing the analysis for the football game. I love listening to him.

Nick: You must be a Romosexual!

by Slabshack January 20, 2019