Romosexual

Someone who has a crush/hard on for Tony Romo
Joe: Tony Romo providing the analysis for the football game. I love listening to him.

Nick: You must be a Romosexual!
by Slabshack January 20, 2019
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A couple Gs on it

A deceiving pick up line implying one has a lot of money wagered on a particular sporting event. It is used by a guy to get a woman’s attention who also happens to be watching the same game.
Bob: That woman is watching the football game. I am going to go and tell her I have A couple Gs on it. Hopefully that will lead to some chit chat with her.

Fred: Best of Luck.
by Slabshack November 30, 2018
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Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.
Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.
by Slabshack December 05, 2018
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Grab The Lube

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.
Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.
by Slabshack November 29, 2018
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BOLTA

Stands for Best of Luck To All. Generally used to root for folks attending a Dating Service /Meat Market event.
Michelle: Where you going tonight?
Maria: Going with the girls to the singles club downtown.

Michelle: BOLTA.
by Slabshack January 23, 2023
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Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.
Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!
by Slabshack December 01, 2018
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