12 definitions by Slabshack
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 26, 2018
When something bad happens in ordinary day to day life on a Friday that causes someone to grimace or cringe.
Nick: you excited the weekend is here?
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.
Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.
Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.
by Slabshack November 27, 2018
Husband Hunting
When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
Stands for Best of Luck To All. Generally used to root for folks attending a Dating Service /Meat Market event.
Michelle: Where you going tonight?
Maria: Going with the girls to the singles club downtown.
Michelle: BOLTA.
Maria: Going with the girls to the singles club downtown.
Michelle: BOLTA.
by Slabshack January 23, 2023
Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.
by Slabshack December 5, 2018
Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.
Nick: Grab the lube.
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.
Nick: Grab the lube.
by Slabshack November 29, 2018
A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.
Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?
Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.
Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.
Bob: Hope no one missing out!
Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.
Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.
Bob: Hope no one missing out!
by Slabshack December 1, 2018