Slabshack's definitions
Husband Hunting
When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
Get the Husband Huntingmug. Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 25, 2018
Get the meat market mondaymug. A deceiving pick up line implying one has a lot of money wagered on a particular sporting event. It is used by a guy to get a woman’s attention who also happens to be watching the same game.
Bob: That woman is watching the football game. I am going to go and tell her I have A couple Gs on it. Hopefully that will lead to some chit chat with her.
Fred: Best of Luck.
Fred: Best of Luck.
by Slabshack November 29, 2018
Get the A couple Gs on itmug. Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.
by Slabshack December 4, 2018
Get the Half Prospectmug. A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.
Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?
Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.
Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.
Bob: Hope no one missing out!
Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.
Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.
Bob: Hope no one missing out!
by Slabshack December 1, 2018
Get the Hope No One Missing Outmug. When something bad happens in ordinary day to day life on a Friday that causes someone to grimace or cringe.
Nick: you excited the weekend is here?
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.
Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.
Ethan: Not really. My mutual funds fell by 25% today.
Nick: Must be BDSM Friday on Wall Street.
by Slabshack November 27, 2018
Get the BDSM Fridaymug. Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.
Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.
Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.
by Slabshack November 30, 2018
Get the All Talk/All Actionmug.