Blomo

Another name for Tony Romo.

Only one more game left listing to Tony Blomo before the season is over.

by Slabshack January 22, 2023

A couple Gs on it

A deceiving pick up line implying one has a lot of money wagered on a particular sporting event. It is used by a guy to get a woman’s attention who also happens to be watching the same game.

Bob: That woman is watching the football game. I am going to go and tell her I have A couple Gs on it. Hopefully that will lead to some chit chat with her.

Fred: Best of Luck.

by Slabshack November 29, 2018

Romosexual

Someone who has a crush/hard on for Tony Romo

Joe: Tony Romo providing the analysis for the football game. I love listening to him.

Nick: You must be a Romosexual!

by Slabshack January 20, 2019

BOLTA

Stands for Best of Luck To All. Generally used to root for folks attending a Dating Service /Meat Market event.

Michelle: Where you going tonight?
Maria: Going with the girls to the singles club downtown.

Michelle: BOLTA.

by Slabshack January 22, 2023

Grab The Lube

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.

Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

Half Prospect

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.

Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.

by Slabshack December 04, 2018