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Blomosa

When your partner showers your cock in champagne and OJ while give you a blow job.
I would love to have a blomosa to go with my Sunday brunch.
by ecr1rtw November 27, 2014
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Blogosapien

A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by gummer stumps November 24, 2010
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bromosapien

"What's going on "Bromosapien""
by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013
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blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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Bromosa

Bromosa

- noun

A cocktail-like drink composed of three parts beer and two parts thoroughly chilled orange juice. It is traditionally served in a tall champagne flute with an afternoon brunch after a long night of heavy drinking with bros or while tailgating during football games.
Tim: Yo bro, Can you fix me up a bromosa? I am so hungover right now!

Christian: Sure bro! One bromosa coming up!
by Ghostpilot December 30, 2009
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bromosaurus rex

a large-scale brosef; one who has been a brosef since ancient times.
sup brosef?
bromosaurus rex! how's it hanging?
by elPenetrator February 15, 2010
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Bromosapien

A term of endearment to a brotherly-like friend or relative.

Normally used by white males, that are comfortable with risking any type of respect from others by simply saying such words and applying them to everyday conversation.

The cool guy(s).
Thanks for getting me that delcious Hi-C, bromosapien.
by Zalkane April 8, 2009
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