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blohole

An extremely homosexual kid, usually asian and makes nikes.. there girlfriends love to shove mass numbers of eggrolls down there throuts at once.
That kid over there is really acting like a blohole
by Judd101 April 25, 2011
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Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
by DLDLP February 8, 2017
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Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.
Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.
by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012
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Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.
I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!
by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009
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winnemucca blowhole

When after having anal sex with a fat partner, they fart back out the load.
So, I was cinnamon sticking this wicked fat chick and during the night she lets off a winnemucca blowhole!
by Angry Beaver March 3, 2009
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bloghole

Someone that talks, tweets, and acts poorly in a blog. A bloghole follows another blog just to get a "follow back;" then unfollows immediately after the pay out (happens often on Twitter). A bloghole blogs with the intention of becoming popular or "making it big" (do we know anyone that has happened to?). A bloghole comments just to get you to follow them.
"You just blog about your tawdry affairs to get attention ... you are such a bloghole!"

"'Great post. Follow me back @.....' - said by every bloghole known to mankind."
by hchristenas September 11, 2012
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Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
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