bloghole

Someone that talks, tweets, and acts poorly in a blog. A bloghole follows another blog just to get a "follow back;" then unfollows immediately after the pay out (happens often on Twitter). A bloghole blogs with the intention of becoming popular or "making it big" (do we know anyone that has happened to?). A bloghole comments just to get you to follow them.

"You just blog about your tawdry affairs to get attention ... you are such a bloghole!"

"'Great post. Follow me back @.....' - said by every bloghole known to mankind."

by hchristenas September 11, 2012

bloghole

The bottomless pit you end up in when blog surfing. One blog leads to another and another and before you know it you have 50 browser windows open with 1,000 tabs in each. Akin to a blackhole.

I didn't get any work done today. I started reading Guy's blog at lunch, and the next thing I knew it was 3 a.m. and I was stuck in a bloghole.

by thelotusgoddess January 14, 2008

bloghole

A person who writes something insulting in their blog, but doesn't have the guts to say it in person.

"Dude, I read what Steve wrote about you."
"What a bloghole!"

by gourry333 January 23, 2006

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

bloggoleechification

Websites that take content from popular blogs, and repost it together with some advertising, in the hope of making some money from the creation of others, without adding to the content in any way.

Tobold often suffers bloggoleechification, due to his popularity.

by Pangoria Fallstar August 19, 2010