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Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010
Related Words

brabvious 

An adjective describing the act of dressing in a way that makes the wear's bra extremely obvious (e.g. bright colour under white shirt; bra with straps under tube top; extremely tight shirt).
While shopping...
Girl #1: Should I buy this top? It would be great for clubbing in!
Girl #2: No way! It's totally brabvious!

At a party...
Guy #1:Check out Nicole...she's so brabvious.
Guy #2: Yeah, I think I recognize that lace pattern from page 24 in the new Victoria Secret.
brabvious by Forced By John October 21, 2010

boobious 

Having very large and pronounced boobs which are the most prominent feature on a woman.
Most of the women in the club are looking boobious tonight.
boobious by John kizdiz February 19, 2008
Adjective for something that is so apparent, so obvious, that even a cow would know it. From "obvious" and "bovine".
Jim: "It's raining outside."
Moe: "Well, that's bovious. Look at all the puddles."
bovious by scyther250 March 5, 2009

boviously 

Something so obvious even a bovine could understand.
White Girl: "Dwayne Johnson is a sexy bitch."
White Guy: "I don't know about that but he's a badass for sure."
Token Minority: "Boviously."
boviously by tyrannius September 24, 2010
1. to blatantly stare at a girl's breasts

2. when a girl catches you staring at her cleavage
guy 1: dude, she totally saw you checking out her tits!
guy 2: no way, i was discreet like a ninja midget.
guy 1: whatever, you were completely boobvious.
boobvious by truffer hoffer December 22, 2005