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Bolivious 

Believing that you are mindful or aware of something, but you're not. But you SHOULD be.
The bolivious developer continuously trimmed the spaces from his one-character strings, while recommending that everyone else do so as well.
Bolivious by Botswanavar2 December 22, 2008

bolivious 

adjective - to act in an obstinate, bull-headed manner without being aware of oneself.
His wishes were bolivious to any second opinions.
bolivious by Helga May March 15, 2008

basiviousness 

this is basiviousness!

ex. used to replace the term "this is a bunch of bullshit"

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

booblivious 

1. to be so distracted by the presence of breasts that you do not respond even when called by name.

2. to zone out while staring at cleavage
guy 1: dude, did you hear what i said?
guy 2: *stares at girl's cleavage*
guy 3: forget it, he's booblivious
booblivious by truffer hoffer December 21, 2005

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.