Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

homoblivious 

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.

"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."

homoblivious by Mackster66 April 1, 2006

homoblivious 

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.

My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.

homoblivious by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

Hoboblivious 

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.

Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?

Hoboblivious by PPink February 10, 2009

homoblivious 

a person with absolutely no "gaydar" .

My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her queer neighbors "the bachelors".

homoblivious by ellerphant April 1, 2006

homoblivious 

The state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar." Introduced nationally on March 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality Tom Griswold of "The Bob And Tom Show."

Homoblivious as ever, Mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR.

homoblivious by Jimmy T. April 1, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020