bovious

Adjective for something that is so apparent, so obvious, that even a cow would know it. From "obvious" and "bovine".

Jim: "It's raining outside."
Moe: "Well, that's bovious. Look at all the puddles."

by scyther250 March 5, 2009

Bviously

Means 'obviously,' bviously. Used especially in text when the other person doesn't know how to type all that well.

"Are you human?"
"Bviously I'm human! Can't you see that?"

by iGardner August 17, 2015

King Bovinus XII

King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.

King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?

by The Rustler March 20, 2017

boviously

Something so obvious even a bovine could understand.

White Girl: "Dwayne Johnson is a sexy bitch."
White Guy: "I don't know about that but he's a badass for sure."
Token Minority: "Boviously."

by tyrannius September 24, 2010

Bowious

When someone attempts to be studious, but failed miserably. Came from the word Studious and Bogus or Bowie.

Bowie is bowious due to youtube.

by JTG423 December 16, 2008

Boious

AE: Boious, BE: Boieous.

Boious: adjective, a term used by intellectuals to refer to amazing, awesome, exceedingly powerful and almighty males of any race.

Origin:
Boi:
Boi is an intentionally misspelled version of the word boy which refers to more superior and full of ah male characters.

A female alternative would be gurl, gurlous/gurleous

That boss was totally boious
We should invite invite the boi gang next time to have more boious fun

by Fredzillian November 18, 2019

Bevious

Something that looks amazing but is completely stupid or ill-advised. (Origin: BvS -- Batman vs Superman.)

That face tat is totally bevious!

by polipoli July 9, 2016