boobvious

1. to blatantly stare at a girl's breasts

2. when a girl catches you staring at her cleavage

guy 1: dude, she totally saw you checking out her tits!
guy 2: no way, i was discreet like a ninja midget.
guy 1: whatever, you were completely boobvious.

by truffer hoffer December 22, 2005