blivious

you see well nigga

im not oblivious, im blivious

by g'nuh July 8, 2022

Homo-blivious

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

shit blivious

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

e-blivious

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.

Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!

by blam-co December 17, 2010

shit blivious

obviously don't see shit

im shit blivious to the fact

by jake 925 October 17, 2008

B.O.Blivious

People who challenge the conventions of fashion by clashing what appears to be a clean and ironed look with a rank unkempt stench reminiscent of the Bally towel bin.

Unlike the typical unkempt person who knows he's probably a little ripe but just doesn't care, people who are B.O.Blivious are completely unaware of the problem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Ho-blivious

When someone doesn't know that the person they are hitting on in a club is really a pro.

Man, Jiggy hit on this fine momma at the club and took her home. Next mornin' this fine piece o ass say he owe $200. He was ho-blivious.

by Forzrealz November 1, 2010