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Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

shit blivious 

not focused,cant reda between the lines
i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.
shit blivious by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

e-blivious 

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.
Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!
e-blivious by blam-co December 17, 2010

B.O.Blivious

People who challenge the conventions of fashion by clashing what appears to be a clean and ironed look with a rank unkempt stench reminiscent of the Bally towel bin.
Unlike the typical unkempt person who knows he's probably a little ripe but just doesn't care, people who are B.O.Blivious are completely unaware of the problem.

Ho-blivious 

When someone doesn't know that the person they are hitting on in a club is really a pro.
Man, Jiggy hit on this fine momma at the club and took her home. Next mornin' this fine piece o ass say he owe $200. He was ho-blivious.
Ho-blivious by Forzrealz November 1, 2010