blisstext

Texts about something blissful.

Here's a blisstext: Sitting on the beach with the sun on my face, protected by SPF 15.

blisstext by ConnieMarie526 January 24, 2013

blistex 

The thick,waxy,minty substance that is caked on the lips. Usually leaving a ring that extends beyond the mouth. You know you have that one friend who is absolutely addicted and obsessed with it.

There she goes again caking on the blistex, you would think her lips are gonna fall off or something without it.

blistex by Ello Ki-ee May 20, 2006

blisstering fuckup 

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

blisstering fuckup by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

Blissfest

A "woodstock" type festival held in up north michigan every year. A great place for young adults and teens to go get drunk for a weekend and have sex in the woods. Music is played all weekend. Filled with 99 percent hippies and 1 percent random people. A great spiritual festival where everyone goes just to have a hipped out weekend, filled with fun, art, and weed!!! So many people with dreadlocks, and so many tye-dye shirts.

Are you going to Blissfest?

Duh, it's the woodstock of Michigan!

Blissfest by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

Blissett

To completely disregard someone's question, and to talk about yourself instead.

I tried to get some information from Sebastian, but he pulled a Blissett and wasted a half hour of my time instead.

Blissett by yazaddaruvalaisgod February 16, 2017

Blistexcoochie 

Yet another derogatory name for lesbian. This term is most effectively used in the winter. When two lesbians perform spontaneous oral sex from Nov. - Jan., the result is blistexcoochie.

1) N. God, use some douche you blistexcoochie.

2) N as an insult.

E: Bitch.
M: Slut.
E: Whore.
M: Blistexcoochie.
E:...How did you know? o_O

Blistexcoochie by Gargemex February 1, 2010

Blissett

The Scientific unit used to measure nerdiness. The Blissett (bL) is usually measured in µbL unless it is actually Blissett talking.

"Im going to polish my hard-drive!", this would be a 5.6 Blissett (5.6bL) statement if you were to measure it in Blissett's.

Blissett by Ya-Mam March 12, 2008