28 definitions by JERKER19

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die.

Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico .

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Minnesota is the place to be
by JERKER19 July 17, 2010
A "woodstock" type festival held in up north michigan every year. A great place for young adults and teens to go get drunk for a weekend and have sex in the woods. Music is played all weekend. Filled with 99 percent hippies and 1 percent random people. A great spiritual festival where everyone goes just to have a hipped out weekend, filled with fun, art, and weed!!! So many people with dreadlocks, and so many tye-dye shirts.
Are you going to Blissfest?

Duh, it's the woodstock of Michigan!
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
weed

Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"

guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."

(a sort time later...)

guy1: "man i am so high right now"

guy2: "back at ya bro."
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
The first year of the new millennium and the beginning of the 2000s.

Basically just the 1990s and the last good, stable year.

George Bush had no power yet, the Twin Towers were still standing, 2D graphics were still accepted, etc.

The Y2K problem was finally over and practically no computers crashed.
2000 is the year we thought that computers would crash but it didn't.
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
person who has become famous only after exposure on websites and blogs....

after a video goes viral, the persons involved become instant internebrities....
because of his blog, Perez-Hilton has become an internebrity.
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
A dudetrip is the best kind of trip there it is. It involves you and your boys, perhaps some beers and a great deal of road space to travel...

The best things always happen on Dudetrips
Dudetrips = Roadtrips to remember.

Danny: Dude lets go on a trip just us boys.

Mikey: Yeah lets go for a dudetrip
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010