Blissett

To completely disregard someone's question, and to talk about yourself instead.

I tried to get some information from Sebastian, but he pulled a Blissett and wasted a half hour of my time instead.

by yazaddaruvalaisgod February 16, 2017

hopist

A realist who plans for the worst, but hopes for the best.

I am too pretentious to classify myself by terms other people made up, so I made up my own term - hopist

by yazaddaruvalaisgod October 12, 2015