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blissmile 

When You Smile From Ear to Ear Blissfully, Knowing it's by The Divine Universe You've Been Gifted Life Still..
Man! This Precious Life Gives Me Such a Blissmile.
blissmile by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021
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Legendary Sex-beast often mistaken for mere man, who roams the world giving pleasure to beautiful women.
Women will often scream out "Bissmire!!" whilst climaxing even though most men's ego's will automatically replace this with "OH MY GOD!", which in a odd twist of fate is the only thing most women are capable of saying for many weeks after a night with the Bissmire
Bissmire by bi.. erm.. smith April 5, 2010

Blissfield 

The most boring waste of space on earth. Nothing there besides antiques and sluts. However, if you blink, you'll miss this spec on the map. The only point of going there is to drive through to get to bigger and better places.
-I was driving by Blissfield, blinked, then I was out.
Blissfield by Aubreykilljoy57 October 4, 2011
A line of cocaine. After snorting it you feel blissful... hence the name.
Are you going to blissline it tonight?
Blissline by Caitlin Ellis September 25, 2006

blisswife 

A married woman who is free in her relationship to have sex with other women, generally while the husband looks on. Husband may participate.
Jack is one lucky dude, Annie is a blisswife and brings home the hotbibabes
blisswife by maplefrost May 26, 2009
A modern slang term for a bisexual person. This term is not generally considered to be offensive. Originated from the concept that life as a bisexual is bliss.
"I went on a date with Mark yesterday."
"Wait, didn't you used to have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but I date all genders. I'm a blissie"
blissie by Fintan Pyren April 17, 2020

Blissilicious 

Used to describe that feeling you get when you're so in love with someone it feels warm and fuzzy inside, and you feel complete bliss when you cum together
Ohh Chriiiis that was incredible in fact it was blissilicious
Blissilicious by Nikki Majic April 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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