blisswife

A married woman who is free in her relationship to have sex with other women, generally while the husband looks on. Husband may participate.

Jack is one lucky dude, Annie is a blisswife and brings home the hotbibabes

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

Blissfest

A "woodstock" type festival held in up north michigan every year. A great place for young adults and teens to go get drunk for a weekend and have sex in the woods. Music is played all weekend. Filled with 99 percent hippies and 1 percent random people. A great spiritual festival where everyone goes just to have a hipped out weekend, filled with fun, art, and weed!!! So many people with dreadlocks, and so many tye-dye shirts.

Are you going to Blissfest?

Duh, it's the woodstock of Michigan!

by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

Blissfield

The most boring waste of space on earth. Nothing there besides antiques and sluts. However, if you blink, you'll miss this spec on the map. The only point of going there is to drive through to get to bigger and better places.

-I was driving by Blissfield, blinked, then I was out.

by Aubreykilljoy57 October 4, 2011

Blissline

A line of cocaine. After snorting it you feel blissful... hence the name.

Are you going to blissline it tonight?

by Caitlin Ellis September 25, 2006

blisswisher

wellwisher

"Jim enthusiastically explains his experience in an attempt to get others to share in his bliss; he's a blisswisher."

by psablo April 6, 2009

blissie

A modern slang term for a bisexual person. This term is not generally considered to be offensive. Originated from the concept that life as a bisexual is bliss.

"I went on a date with Mark yesterday."
"Wait, didn't you used to have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but I date all genders. I'm a blissie"

by Fintan Pyren April 17, 2020

blossifer

An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.

".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"

by Andrew's Face June 20, 2007