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blisswife 

A married woman who is free in her relationship to have sex with other women, generally while the husband looks on. Husband may participate.
Jack is one lucky dude, Annie is a blisswife and brings home the hotbibabes
blisswife by maplefrost May 26, 2009
Words you can keep
A "woodstock" type festival held in up north michigan every year. A great place for young adults and teens to go get drunk for a weekend and have sex in the woods. Music is played all weekend. Filled with 99 percent hippies and 1 percent random people. A great spiritual festival where everyone goes just to have a hipped out weekend, filled with fun, art, and weed!!! So many people with dreadlocks, and so many tye-dye shirts.
Are you going to Blissfest?

Duh, it's the woodstock of Michigan!
Blissfest by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

Blissfield 

The most boring waste of space on earth. Nothing there besides antiques and sluts. However, if you blink, you'll miss this spec on the map. The only point of going there is to drive through to get to bigger and better places.
-I was driving by Blissfield, blinked, then I was out.
Blissfield by Aubreykilljoy57 October 4, 2011
A line of cocaine. After snorting it you feel blissful... hence the name.
Are you going to blissline it tonight?
Blissline by Caitlin Ellis September 25, 2006

blisswisher 

"Jim enthusiastically explains his experience in an attempt to get others to share in his bliss; he's a blisswisher."
blisswisher by psablo April 6, 2009
A modern slang term for a bisexual person. This term is not generally considered to be offensive. Originated from the concept that life as a bisexual is bliss.
"I went on a date with Mark yesterday."
"Wait, didn't you used to have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but I date all genders. I'm a blissie"
blissie by Fintan Pyren April 17, 2020

blossifer 

An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.
".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"
blossifer by Andrew's Face June 20, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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