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The way upper middle class white people who smoke too much weed and think they're jamaican, say "blissful" or "may you be blessed". It's generally just used with a hashtag.
Mazive Love n respekt to Ma boy i Love u with al Ma hart! #blisseh (I have the highest love and respekt for you my brother and i love you with all my heart! May you be blessed.)
blisseh by GeeGollyMissMolly April 20, 2015
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blissed out 

bliss, a trance-like happiness, euphoric almost

can be sexual, overwhelmed with stimulation leading this trance-like state of being so aroused and blissful
I'm so blissed out after spending time with Michael, I can't stop grinning!
blissed out by M-L-M August 22, 2011
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Beautiful Blissed 

When you get demolished on your own record by J. Cole like Wale did on his song titled "Beautiful Bliss".
Person 1: Hey you think Drake and J. Cole would ever make a song together.

Person 2: Naw, Drake's too scared. He don't wanna get beautiful blissed!
Beautiful Blissed by G. Handler September 20, 2010
a term with multiple meanings. can be used as a greeting or while giving someone dap. can also be used when pissed off.
BLISSEM!!!

Steele: yo mac give me some dap
Mac (while giving dap): BLISSEM

Diesel: thats some BLISSEM bullshit
Blissem by Steeleg1 October 20, 2008
Pink egg Pokemon, evolved form of Chansey. Also known as the fat pink blob/whore/bitch. Hated by many noobish and scrubby players just because Blissey is the best special tank in competitive Pokemon. Those people get really annoyed when a Blissey tanks all their attacks from the likes of Alakazam, Jolteon, Starmie and pretty much everyone else who uses special attacks.
However, while Blissey is queen at taking special hits, she dies VERY VERY FAST to physical attacks. So, to all you whiners and haters, please pack on a hard hitting physical attacking Pokemon and that way you don't have to worry about Blissey. It really isn't very hard, you know. Also, Blissey's offense sucks; take advantage of that!
Blissey is one half of the hated SkarmBliss duo. They complement each other really well, with Skarm talking physical attacks and Blissey taking special ones. Extremely effective in 2nd and 3rd generations. However, the 4th generation in Diamond/Pearl introduced a lot more powerful attacks, meaning that Skarmory is no longer the the king at eating physical attacks.
Blissey by ADVDA May 2, 2009
A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Blissey by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017

blissed out 

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!
blissed out by LonePooper February 3, 2018
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