Blissey 

Pink egg Pokemon, evolved form of Chansey. Also known as the fat pink blob/whore/bitch. Hated by many noobish and scrubby players just because Blissey is the best special tank in competitive Pokemon. Those people get really annoyed when a Blissey tanks all their attacks from the likes of Alakazam, Jolteon, Starmie and pretty much everyone else who uses special attacks.
However, while Blissey is queen at taking special hits, she dies VERY VERY FAST to physical attacks. So, to all you whiners and haters, please pack on a hard hitting physical attacking Pokemon and that way you don't have to worry about Blissey. It really isn't very hard, you know. Also, Blissey's offense sucks; take advantage of that!

Blissey is one half of the hated SkarmBliss duo. They complement each other really well, with Skarm talking physical attacks and Blissey taking special ones. Extremely effective in 2nd and 3rd generations. However, the 4th generation in Diamond/Pearl introduced a lot more powerful attacks, meaning that Skarmory is no longer the the king at eating physical attacks.

Blissey by ADVDA May 2, 2009

Blissey 

A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it

Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense

Blissey by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017

blissey 

A bitchy egg that gets easily owned by everything but noobs like to clause it. Some idiots use it but still like to clause it for some reason. It's one of the evil creatures that form the awful skarmbliss combo. Get totally raped by half of the things on the current metagame because it totally sucks.

random noob: omfg blissey is cheap u shud burn in teh hell bcuz u use it its liek very cheep u n00b *disconnects*

blissey by Icicle22 March 30, 2005

blissey please stop typing random shit 

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

blissey please stop typing random shit by shinhows May 7, 2024

blissed out 

bliss, a trance-like happiness, euphoric almost

can be sexual, overwhelmed with stimulation leading this trance-like state of being so aroused and blissful

I'm so blissed out after spending time with Michael, I can't stop grinning!

blissed out by M-L-M August 22, 2011

Beautiful Blissed 

When you get demolished on your own record by J. Cole like Wale did on his song titled "Beautiful Bliss".

Person 1: Hey you think Drake and J. Cole would ever make a song together.

Person 2: Naw, Drake's too scared. He don't wanna get beautiful blissed!

Beautiful Blissed by G. Handler September 20, 2010

Blissem 

a term with multiple meanings. can be used as a greeting or while giving someone dap. can also be used when pissed off.

BLISSEM!!!

Steele: yo mac give me some dap
Mac (while giving dap): BLISSEM

Diesel: thats some BLISSEM bullshit

Blissem by Steeleg1 October 20, 2008