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A word used to describe the condition of a person that is stoned (blitzed) and drunk (pissed).
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Blissed by strictlyflipflop January 20, 2011
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v. combination of "blackberry" with "miss" to get "bliss"

when you forget to write someone back because you read their email on your blackberry, on the go; (double entendre that you are in bliss for thinking you have dealt with an email even though you have likely not responded as completely as if you were on your computer)
"I'm sorry i blissed your message the other day. I'll be sure to write you back a (fuller) response later."
blissed by java's mom November 19, 2009

blissed out 

bliss, a trance-like happiness, euphoric almost

can be sexual, overwhelmed with stimulation leading this trance-like state of being so aroused and blissful
I'm so blissed out after spending time with Michael, I can't stop grinning!
blissed out by M-L-M August 22, 2011

blissed out 

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!
blissed out by LonePooper February 3, 2018

blissed-out 

Dude, I am totally blissed-out on this new record.
blissed-out by yeahdood May 5, 2009

blissed buddah 

fat guy who has two girlfriends or a wife and a girlfriend who all sleep together
Jack that lucky Blissed Buddah, his Bliss babe and Annie the new girlfriend all went to the dance and a walk on the beach
blissed buddah by maplefrost May 29, 2009

blissed off

..a feeling arising from being in love/attracted to someone who you know makes you crazy and may or may not be bad for you in a more sober moment.
"She blisses me off sometimes, but we always work it out."

"I told you she was evil. You were just too blissed off to listen"

"If you're feeling blissed off, you might try using that sexual energy to relieve some of the stress"

"I had a feeling I was just blissed off.He came over to where I was sitting and it got awkward, quick."

blissed off by y'shua August 13, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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