Blissem
a term with multiple meanings. can be used as a greeting or while giving someone dap. can also be used when pissed off.
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blissed out
bliss, a trance-like happiness, euphoric almost
can be sexual, overwhelmed with stimulation leading this trance-like state of being so aroused and blissful
can be sexual, overwhelmed with stimulation leading this trance-like state of being so aroused and blissful
blissed out by M-L-M August 22, 2011
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Blissem • bliksem • blissed out • blissey • blissed • Blissett • Blissmas • Bissem • blessemistic • blissamber
Beautiful Blissed
When you get demolished on your own record by J. Cole like Wale did on his song titled "Beautiful Bliss".
Person 1: Hey you think Drake and J. Cole would ever make a song together.
Person 2: Naw, Drake's too scared. He don't wanna get beautiful blissed!
Person 2: Naw, Drake's too scared. He don't wanna get beautiful blissed!
Beautiful Blissed by G. Handler September 20, 2010
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bliksem by master ace October 11, 2005
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Blissey
Pink egg Pokemon, evolved form of Chansey. Also known as the fat pink blob/whore/bitch. Hated by many noobish and scrubby players just because Blissey is the best special tank in competitive Pokemon. Those people get really annoyed when a Blissey tanks all their attacks from the likes of Alakazam, Jolteon, Starmie and pretty much everyone else who uses special attacks.
However, while Blissey is queen at taking special hits, she dies VERY VERY FAST to physical attacks. So, to all you whiners and haters, please pack on a hard hitting physical attacking Pokemon and that way you don't have to worry about Blissey. It really isn't very hard, you know. Also, Blissey's offense sucks; take advantage of that!
However, while Blissey is queen at taking special hits, she dies VERY VERY FAST to physical attacks. So, to all you whiners and haters, please pack on a hard hitting physical attacking Pokemon and that way you don't have to worry about Blissey. It really isn't very hard, you know. Also, Blissey's offense sucks; take advantage of that!
Blissey is one half of the hated SkarmBliss duo. They complement each other really well, with Skarm talking physical attacks and Blissey taking special ones. Extremely effective in 2nd and 3rd generations. However, the 4th generation in Diamond/Pearl introduced a lot more powerful attacks, meaning that Skarmory is no longer the the king at eating physical attacks.
Blissey
A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Blissey by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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