BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.
The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.
I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!
Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Eric: "What the hell happened to you??"
Chang: "I was over at my friend Stevin's house and had to use the john."
Eric: "And?"
Chang: "He came in, started playing Harlem Shake, and then pooped all over me!"
Eric: "That's gross, man! He sounds like a real Blippi!"
Chang: (wiping poop from his face) "You're telling me!"
A male sexorgan afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease
Rebecca decided to herpes fuckJohn. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirtline since Deth Killers of Bushwick.