BLITCH

BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.

I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"

by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018

Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch

1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.

by fan September 28, 2006

Blitch

A girl that leaves a guy with blue balls and is also a bitch

I can’t believe it, she was such a blitch!

by Hevbev August 5, 2019

Blitch

A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.

Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.

by Morning Sunshine September 15, 2010

blitch

a black bitch

Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn

by foppymcfopfop March 3, 2011

Blitch

A University of Idaho Delta-Chi.

A poser wearing carat studs and backwards hat.

by STURGINATOR September 28, 2006

blitch

To complain about something when writing on a blog.

Out on the net, there is a lot of blitching.

by Hudog September 28, 2006