Top definition
BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.
I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

by YaMamasNkindi November 06, 2018
Get the mug
Get a BLITCH mug for your girlfriend Helena.
Oct 3 Word of the Day
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
by November 05, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Thoughts and prayers neck gaiter and mug.
1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
by fan May 19, 2004
Get the merch
Get the Blitch neck gaiter and mug.
A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
by Morning Sunshine September 15, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Blitch mug for your buddy Zora.
A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)
Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.
by Melissa January 06, 2004
Get the mug
Get a blitch mug for your friend Manley.