Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch

1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.

by fan September 28, 2006

Blitch

A girl that leaves a guy with blue balls and is also a bitch

I can’t believe it, she was such a blitch!

by Hevbev August 5, 2019

Blitch

A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.

Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.

by Morning Sunshine September 15, 2010

Blitch

A University of Idaho Delta-Chi.

A poser wearing carat studs and backwards hat.

by STURGINATOR September 28, 2006

Blitch

A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.

"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch

by Lord Haval October 8, 2010

Blitch

African American lady who is really, really mean.

Black + Bitch= Blitch

Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.

by Drizzle my nizzle-o January 17, 2010

Blitch

(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.

Jerod was blitched by Hansen

by Ninjombie November 2, 2013