Bliptch

A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.

"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."

by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009

BLITCH

BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.

I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"

by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018

Blitch 66

n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirt line since Deth Killers of Bushwick.

if you're 555 them I'm Blitch 66.

by cure4affliction March 15, 2009

blitching

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)

quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.

by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008

Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch

1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.

by fan September 28, 2006

Bliotch

A bitch with expensive jewelry.

Dang she is bliotch!

by Frank Lucy September 5, 2011

Blitchithed

When your blitzed but also think you're a bitch.

"I'm bitch "
"No your not"
"But that what I am"
"Not what I am"
"Blitchithed"
..."I'm messed up"

by Bigmilk7 July 18, 2022