blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007

blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.

Dude, look at that blingtard.

blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

bluntarded

Really extremely high

"Bro, i am so bluntarded right now."
"10 blunts and im bluntarded"

bluntarded by Jade Jenkins May 19, 2008

Blizztarded 

Result of a massive snow storm commonly occurring in Canada during winter time. The word is a combination of Blizzard and Retarded.

"Did you see all the snow we are getting!? this is Blizztarded!"

Blizztarded by Bento-Box December 14, 2009