This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (
BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (
NF) from the previous years.
Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).
Symptoms; The compulsion to wear '
Jack boots', tight jeans or
army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)
Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.
Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.
Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle
Brown or Kestrel Super strength.
The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (
BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in
white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both
NF and/or
BNP.