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blaskok is the typa guy to delete your Minecraft world, blow a Keg on the deck of your ship, and sell the bag when getting vicroys on Fortnide.
blaskok is a lolnooberton.

blaskok is trAsh at Shartnite
blaskok by Stimpson February 9, 2022
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sneaky blasko 

When a poor construction worker/football coach doesnt shower for a week and has sex with a transexual in a dumptruck....during the act of sex you must leave with a pusstache..and say to the woman "man that shit stinks"
Mill- Hey bitch did u take that thing home last night to fuck

Jeff- no i took that snatch to the construction site and pulled a sneaky blasko.
sneaky blasko by Johny Chen November 27, 2007

Scott Blasko 

The biggest fuck boy and snake to ever exist please beware.
"He fucks with everyone he's such a Scott Blasko."
Scott Blasko by Pussykitten June 28, 2017

Chris Blaskovich 

Chris Blaskovich? You mean THEE Chris Blaskovich?
The guy who gets all the ladies? the guy who has the cutest smile? The one who never stops smiling? The one who always has a good time? The one who's amazing at COD? The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try?
Chris Blaskovich, you're my bestfriend.
Chris Blaskovich by ohdarling May 15, 2011

blåkoke 

in the sport of orienteering,this phrase implicates to hang on to the contestant that runs in front of you and has a greater control of the map and often a higher speed.instead of doing the labour for yourself,you just copy the good work of the runner in front of you
dude,that petr losman sure knows how to blåkoke!
blåkoke by Tore S February 1, 2006
The bass player for Rob Zombie
"Dude, Blasko totally spit blood all over me at the concert last night!"
Blasko by rddvl96 October 16, 2008

Blackokee 

Is the mixture of races between an African American and a Cherokee Native.
Well, his mother is Black and his father is a Cherokee Native, so he must be a Blackokee.
Blackokee by Blackokee1 December 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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